// Mr. Burch - to the tune of "Mr. Jones" by Counting Crows // These lyrics (c) Deanna Rubin 1998 Am F Dm G Am F G G sha la la la la la la uh huh... Am F Dm G I was down at the cluster staring at this error screen Am F G Mr. Burch strikes up a conversation with the guy who's sitting next to me Am F Dm G He's writing code while I'm just so confused, he's such a genius Am F G We all want to be a genius.. I wish I were a genius. Am F Dm So come down to Baker, we'll be here till the morning, G Am F G * sha la la la la la la la yeah uh huh... Am F Dm G Shut up, Deanna! Show me how to write a function and Am F G Pass it some numbers, Mr. Burch Am F Dm G Please help me code, help me to code anything Am F G (cause) I want to be someone who can code.. C F G Mr. Burch and me get rid of my dumb mistakes, C F We stare at the list of errors, G "There's 42, oh wait no, there's 43." C F G Typing at the keyboard, staring at the monitor, C F G When this compiler loves me, I'll be real real happy. Am F Dm G Oh, I'm gonna write my program, I'll use a public static int array, Am F G All of this CS garbage is very very meaningful Am F Dm G * (you know) Java's my favorite language, I felt so geeky yesterday Am F G If I knew more unix I would buy myself an Ultrasparc or Cray C F G Mr. Burch and me sit at the front of the lecture C F We stare at the sleeping students G "Should I wake them up? Nah, I don't think so, I'll just let them sleep." C F G Standing in the spotlight of the day's transparencies C F G Am When I'm awake in lecture, I will never be sleepy.. Am I will never be sleepy... nah, G I will always be sleepy... Am F I want to be a hacker... Everybody wants to pass this class Am G We all want to get Cburch's hat, but we got different reasons for that. Am F Please help me code, 'cause I can't code anything, Am G and I want to be someone who can code, who can code, who can code.. C F G Mr. Burch and me stumble through the cluster, C F Yeah we hunt for my computer, G "I thought I'm in row 2, oh wait, no, I'm in row 3." C F I want to be like Brandon G Mr. Burch wants to get the code finished and get the hell out of the cluster, C F G When everybody's finished, we run back home at 11:23 C F G Mr. Burch and me, loading up the web page C F G When I try to enter my login, I see an error screen staring back at me C F G Netscape always crashes, but we don't know why, and we don't know how, C F G But when this computer loves me, I can finish this and get to sleep by 3. C F G Mr. Burch and me, writing programs...