happy and i started writing this, uh, two years ago? i was just cleaning my bathroom and thought of these lyrics... Emerald City (to the tune of New York City) My house fell last night, and killed a wicked witch But everyone was glad for this because she was a bitch The wind was blowing, was blowing, sucky Kansas weather But now I'm here in Oz with all my friends and we're together... This whole thing got started on the yellow brick road, I met up with the scarecrow when I had lost my way to go, The tin man was rusty and he couldn't chop a log, And then we met the lion when he tried to bite my dog. And everyone's our friend in Emerald City Excepting for the wicked witch who says "I'll get you my pretty.." The streets are paved with yellow brick and we're all here because We came to Emerald City for the Wizard of Oz... The wicked witch castles, the really big poppy fields, Ruby slippers, munchkins with lollipops, Fiery face, and little man, Who's hidden by a big curtain, Gloomy woods and twisty stairs, But home's in Kansas - wish I were there... We met with the wizard, and were rewarded finally, He granted everyone else a wish and said he'd ride home with me, But then he left in his balloon and left me all alone, So I'm clicking my ruby slippers 'cause "There's no place like home.." 'Cause everyone's your friend in Emerald City...